300 Anti-trumpisms for your Perusal Pleasure

  1:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Stricken Roadkill,   Bless his Heart.  

  2:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Rapey Waste of Space,   Bless his Heart.  

  3:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Subservient Authoritarian-WannaBe,   Bless his Heart.  

  4:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Prevaricating Self-Parody,   Bless his Heart.  

  5:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Puny Plague,   Bless his Heart.  

  6:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a VERY Common man,   Bless his Heart.   ~

  7:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Egocentric Fool,   Bless his Heart.  

  8:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Treasonous Dunce,   Bless his Heart.  

  9:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Baggy-Eyed Womanizer,   Bless his Heart.  

 10:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Corny Blemish,   Bless his Heart.  

 11:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Pessimistic Sub-Human Pissoir,   Bless his Heart.  

 12:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Double-Down Benedict DonOLD,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 13:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Gibbering Zero,   Bless his Heart.  

 14:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Hideous-Kinky,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 15:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Extreme Warmonger,   Bless his Heart.  

 16:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Unattractive Scared little Boy,   Bless his Heart.  

 17:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Sub-Intellectual putin WannaBe,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 18:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Phoney Idjut,   Bless his Heart.  

 19:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump      Has Marble-Sized Ballz,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 20:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump      Wallows in Transference and Projection,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 21:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Unqualified Trull,   Bless his Heart.  

 22:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Self-Righteous OffalMonkey,   Bless his Heart.  

 23:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a WannaBe-Tyrannical Foul Wind,   Bless his Heart.  

 24:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Bleak Schmuck,   Bless his Heart.  

 25:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Extraneous Confidence 'man',   Bless his Heart.  

 26:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Suffocating Thug,   Bless his Heart.  

 27:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Reviled Vulgarity,   Bless his Heart.  

 28:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Mr. Pathetic,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 29:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Crummy Misfit,   Bless his Heart.  

 30:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Snobbish Effective 'Mean Girl',   Bless his Heart.  

 31:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump      Pisses on The Rule of Law,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 32:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Klown Failed Former "president",   Bless his Heart.  

 33:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Acrimonious Virulence,   Bless his Heart.  

 34:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Low-Ability Fearmonger,   Bless his Heart.  

 35:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump      Wallows in Clownshoe Bedlam,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 36:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Hefty Terrorist,   Bless his Heart.  

 37:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Screwy Radical,   Bless his Heart.  

 38:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Hysterical Pale Strider,   Bless his Heart.  

 39:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Besmirched Prostitute,   Bless his Heart.  

 40:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Corrupt Simp,   Bless his Heart.  

 41:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Unsupported Drip,   Bless his Heart.  

 42:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Pathetic Twat,   Bless his Heart.  

 43:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Frustrated Caricature,   Bless his Heart.  

 44:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Undignified,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 45:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Disruptive False-Plutocrat,   Bless his Heart.  

 46:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Highly Questionable minimartyr,   Bless his Heart.  

 47:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Ordorous Misfortune,   Bless his Heart.  

 48:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Indiscreet Vermin,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 49:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Political Hack,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 50:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Halfhearted Pile of Vomit,   Bless his Heart.  

 51:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Vile-Mischievous Feces-Gibbon,   Bless his Heart.  

 52:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Blameworthy Phoney,   Bless his Heart.  

 53:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Self-Humiliating Pest,   Bless his Heart.  

 54:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Warped Serial Abuser,   Bless his Heart.  

 55:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump      Exhibits Poor Sportsmanship,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 56:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Quite Trite,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 57:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Outmoded Son of a Bwytch,   Bless his Heart.  

 58:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Squandering Sleazy Predator,   Bless his Heart.  

 59:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Shame-Faced Emotional Retard,   Bless his Heart.  

 60:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Unfortunate Milquetoast,   Bless his Heart.  

 61:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Culpable Filthy 'Animal',   Bless his Heart.  

 62:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Run-Down Clown,   Bless his Heart.  

 63:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   aka Spuds Shitinsky,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 64:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Garish Betrayer,   Bless his Heart.  

 65:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Inconsequent Canker Sore,   Bless his Heart.  

 66:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Hostile Panderer,   Bless his Heart.  

 67:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Shockingly Stupid Impediment,   Bless his Heart.  

 68:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Lamentable Satanist,   Bless his Heart.  

 69:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Braindead Complainer,   Bless his Heart.  

 70:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Doomed Disgusting Wildebeest,   Bless his Heart.  

 71:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Democracy-Killing Mockery,   Bless his Heart.  

 72:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Rebuked Hogg,   Bless his Heart.  

 73:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Nuts,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 74:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Brazen Dope,   Bless his Heart.  

 75:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Heinous Noxious NincomPoop,   Bless his Heart.  

 76:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Languid Debacle,   Bless his Heart.  

 77:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Self-Defeating Sewage,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 78:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Ineffective Dipshit,   Bless his Heart.  

 79:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Common Doody Head,   Bless his Heart.  

 80:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Tormented Illness,   Bless his Heart.  

 81:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Self-Satisfied PukeMonkey,   Bless his Heart.  

 82:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Unsightly Jackass,   Bless his Heart.  

 83:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump      Consumes Dinners of Excrement,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 84:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Living, Breathing Embodiment of Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress,   Bless his Heart.   ~^

 85:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Afflicted Savage,   Bless his Heart.  

 86:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Not-Worth-Insuring Snoozer,   Bless his Heart.  

 87:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Belittled Scammer,   Bless his Heart.  

 88:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Beyond-the-Pale Insufficiency,   Bless his Heart.  

 89:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Menial Louse,   Bless his Heart.  

 90:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Ruinous OLD 'man',   Bless his Heart.  

 91:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Grating Garbage,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 92:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Rancid Epic Failure,   Bless his Heart.  

 93:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a putin ASS-Kissing Regret,   Bless his Heart.  

 94:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Ragged Impetuous Fool,   Bless his Heart.  

 95:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Craven Fraud,   Bless his Heart.  

 96:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Tragic Example of the Human Condition,   Bless his Heart.   ~

 97:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Piss-Eyed Unwitting Witless Agent of Chaos,   Bless his Heart.  

 98:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Gossiping Shit,   Bless his Heart.  

 99:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Libelous Candy Ass,   Bless his Heart.  

100:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Damn ScatMonkey,   Bless his Heart.  

101:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Brain-Fried Simple Simon,   Bless his Heart.  

102:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Mr. Mashed Potato Head,   Bless his Heart.   ~

103:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Barely-Nightmarish Orange Punk,   Bless his Heart.  

104:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Strangling Violent Enema of False Sunshinery,   Bless his Heart.  

105:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Diatribe Spewing Imperfection,   Bless his Heart.  

106:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Dishonored Nervous Nelly,   Bless his Heart.  

107:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Certifiable Ignoramus,   Bless his Heart.  

108:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Disintegrating Perversion,   Bless his Heart.  

109:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Unwise Harbinger of 'evil',   Bless his Heart.  

110:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Trivial Fumbler,   Bless his Heart.  

111:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Limp Detriment,   Bless his Heart.  

112:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Diseased Outlaw,   Bless his Heart.  

113:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Deteriorating Mongrel,   Bless his Heart.  

114:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump      Reeks of Incompetence,   Bless his Heart.   ~

115:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Jealous Interruption,   Bless his Heart.  

116:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Emotionally Handicapped Sickness,   Bless his Heart.  

117:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Sneering Mini-Me,   Bless his Heart.  

118:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Gullible Sickly Baby,   Bless his Heart.  

119:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Self-Sabotaging Treasonous Tyrant,   Bless his Heart.  

120:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Unrealistic Trailer Trash,   Bless his Heart.   ~

121:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Nonessential Cataclysm,   Bless his Heart.  

122:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Reputation-Smeared Fibber,   Bless his Heart.  

123:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Fascist Foulmouth,   Bless his Heart.  

124:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Ugly Temper-Tantrum,   Bless his Heart.  

125:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   The Weirdest of All Weirdos,   Bless his Heart.   ~

126:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Reactionary Smear,   Bless his Heart.  

127:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Morally Unrestrained Emotional Cripple,   Bless his Heart.  

128:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump      Wears a Piss-Stained Badger Pelt on his Head,   Bless his Heart.   ~

129:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump      Engages in Unethical, Unlawful, Illegal, and/or Criminal Activities,   Bless his Heart.   ~^

130:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an One-Dimensional Screw-Up,   Bless his Heart.  

131:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Profane Grumpy OLD 'man',   Bless his Heart.  

132:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Horrible Droog,   Bless his Heart.  

133:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Detrimental Drunkard,   Bless his Heart.  

134:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Vengeful Calamity,   Bless his Heart.  

135:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Ineffectual Obsolete Oaf,   Bless his Heart.  

136:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Cliched Mental Retard,   Bless his Heart.  

137:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Freakazoid Buffoon,   Bless his Heart.  

138:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Scummy Self-Proclaimed Victim,   Bless his Heart.  

139:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Self-Indulgent Guttersnipe,   Bless his Heart.  

140:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Archaic Human Trash Bag,   Bless his Heart.  

141:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Lousy Perversity,   Bless his Heart.  

142:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Volatile Filth,   Bless his Heart.   ~

143:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a ScatMonkey Whiny Pants,   Bless his Heart.  

144:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Thoughtless Klown,   Bless his Heart.  

145:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Prating Synaptic Misfire,   Bless his Heart.  

146:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Swollen Adversity,   Bless his Heart.  

147:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Tatty Insult,   Bless his Heart.  

148:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Spiritually Handicapped Impotent Viper,   Bless his Heart.  

149:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Harassing Self-Sycophant,   Bless his Heart.  

150:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Unseemly Malady,   Bless his Heart.  

151:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   aka Sir Farts A Lot,   Bless his Heart.   ~

152:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Dreary StoolMonkey,   Bless his Heart.  

153:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Despised Slur,   Bless his Heart.  

154:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Card-Carrying Destroyer,   Bless his Heart.  

155:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Sanctimonious OLD Hag,   Bless his Heart.  

156:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Castrated Human Toilet,   Bless his Heart.  

157:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Lacking in Every Way, Shape, and Form,   Bless his Heart.   ~

158:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Obsessed Civilly 'Convicted' Rapist,   Bless his Heart.  

159:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Incautious BasTurd,   Bless his Heart.  

160:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Poisoning the Blood of OUR Country,   Bless his Heart.   ~

161:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Bat-Shit Crazy-Eyed PSYCHO-Bwitch,   Bless his Heart.   ~

162:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Blotchy Deadbeat,   Bless his Heart.  

163:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Berserk Enemy of the State,   Bless his Heart.  

164:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Blathering Filth-Gibbon,   Bless his Heart.  

165:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump      SHALL Be Referred To As God-Emperor of America for Life,   Bless his Heart.   ~^

166:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Defiled Bully,   Bless his Heart.  

167:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Sardonic Disinfo Agent,   Bless his Heart.  

168:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Unfriendly Devil,   Bless his Heart.  

169:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Squawking Curse,   Bless his Heart.   ~

170:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Feckless WannaBe,   Bless his Heart.  

171:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Stingy Snob,   Bless his Heart.  

172:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Fascistic Lech,   Bless his Heart.  

173:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Living Breathing Crime Scene,   Bless his Heart.   ~

174:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Obsessive Blockhead,   Bless his Heart.  

175:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Deluded Cockwhore,   Bless his Heart.  

176:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Self-Marginalized Refuse,   Bless his Heart.   ~

177:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Batty Sniveling Coward,   Bless his Heart.  

178:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Illogical Sorehead,   Bless his Heart.  

179:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Cantankerous Con 'man',   Bless his Heart.  

180:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Injurious Shart-Gibbon,   Bless his Heart.  

181:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Epic Manure-Gibbon,   Bless his Heart.  

182:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Anti-American Agendamonger,   Bless his Heart.  

183:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Despicable Incompetent,   Bless his Heart.  

184:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Peccant UrineMonkey,   Bless his Heart.  

185:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   aka Little Donny FuckAround, A Very Special Boy,   Bless his Heart.   ~

186:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Undermining Wreck,   Bless his Heart.  

187:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Abysmal Ruin,   Bless his Heart.  

188:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Uncouth Crap-Gibbon,   Bless his Heart.  

189:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Second-Tier Instigator,   Bless his Heart.  

190:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Cheesy Onanist,   Bless his Heart.  

191:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Low-Life Future-Hobo,   Bless his Heart.  

192:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Perverted Destitution,   Bless his Heart.  

193:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Rattled Pettifogger,   Bless his Heart.  

194:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Passé Prick,   Bless his Heart.  

195:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Envious Disappointment,   Bless his Heart.  

196:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Nonsensical Quisling,   Bless his Heart.  

197:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a PathoLiar Vagrant,   Bless his Heart.  

198:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Saggy Hack,   Bless his Heart.  

199:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Shitty Fiend,   Bless his Heart.  

200:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Crumpled Sad Ass,   Bless his Heart.  

201:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Insulting Inadequacy,   Bless his Heart.  

202:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Disheveled Snoozefest,   Bless his Heart.  

203:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Obtuse Totalitarian-WannaBe,   Bless his Heart.  

204:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Ghastly Subordinate,   Bless his Heart.  

205:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Peasant Depravity,   Bless his Heart.  

206:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Cynical Gibbering Lunatic,   Bless his Heart.  

207:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Brutish Degenerate,   Bless his Heart.  

208:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Butt-Ugly Goosecap,   Bless his Heart.  

209:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Blithe Twat Waffle,   Bless his Heart.  

210:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Raging GuanoMonkey,   Bless his Heart.  

211:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Ophidian LOSER,   Bless his Heart.  

212:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Tiny-Dicked Grifter,   Bless his Heart.  

213:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Immature Criminal,   Bless his Heart.  

214:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an UrineMonkey Mobster,   Bless his Heart.  

215:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Leering Indignation,   Bless his Heart.  

216:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Precipitous Scab,   Bless his Heart.  

217:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Self-Limiting Sinner,   Bless his Heart.  

218:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   aka Three Brain Cells McGee,   Bless his Heart.   ~

219:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Imminently Disincarnated Bully Puppet,   Bless his Heart.  

220:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Thuggish Chaos,   Bless his Heart.  

221:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Inarticulate Effrontery,   Bless his Heart.  

222:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Redneck Killjoy,   Bless his Heart.  

223:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Irregular Beast,   Bless his Heart.  

224:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Doddering Coprophilia-Gibbon,   Bless his Heart.  

225:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump      Reeks,   Bless his Heart.   ~

226:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Grubby Fist-Humper,   Bless his Heart.  

227:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Shabby CrapMonkey,   Bless his Heart.  

228:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Thieving Rubbish,   Bless his Heart.   ~

229:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Backbiting OLD 'man'-Crone,   Bless his Heart.  

230:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Painful SpittleMonkey,   Bless his Heart.  

231:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Rotten Ghoul,   Bless his Heart.  

232:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Anti-U.S. Knucklehead,   Bless his Heart.  

233:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Irksome Child,   Bless his Heart.  

234:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Useless Hideousness,   Bless his Heart.  

235:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Self-Obsessed Emotional Illness,   Bless his Heart.  

236:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Obscene Pathological Liar,   Bless his Heart.  

237:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Anti-Democratic Mental Case,   Bless his Heart.  

238:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Incompetent. In EVERY Way. Period. Full Stop.,   Bless his Heart.   ~

239:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Decaying Cheater,   Bless his Heart.  

240:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Insolvent Fart-Blossom,   Bless his Heart.  

241:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Screeching Craphead,   Bless his Heart.  

242:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Pseudo-Elitist Self-Worshipper,   Bless his Heart.  

243:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Overpaid Leech,   Bless his Heart.  

244:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Small-Balled Street Trash,   Bless his Heart.   ~

245:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Fribblish Two-Time LOSER,   Bless his Heart.  

246:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Rejected Cosmic Joke,   Bless his Heart.  

247:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Slouching Abomination,   Bless his Heart.  

248:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Disagreeable Odor,   Bless his Heart.  

249:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Low-IQ Wash-Out,   Bless his Heart.  

250:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Sputtering Sphincter,   Bless his Heart.  

251:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Blatant Cancer On Civilized Society,   Bless his Heart.  

252:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Spud-Sucking Fascist,   Bless his Heart.  

253:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Sub-Intellectual DumbASS,   Bless his Heart.  

254:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Derogatory Contradiction,   Bless his Heart.  

255:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Fainthearted Impostor,   Bless his Heart.  

256:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Defective Bungling Incompetent,   Bless his Heart.  

257:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Sloppy-Minded Hissy Fit,   Bless his Heart.  

258:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a ShitMonkey Mongrel of Tyranny,   Bless his Heart.  

259:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a FecalMonkey Derelict,   Bless his Heart.  

260:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Walking Human Rights Violation,   Bless his Heart.   ~

261:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Snobby Laughingstock,   Bless his Heart.  

262:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Freaky Gomer,   Bless his Heart.  

263:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Outright Scum,   Bless his Heart.   ~

264:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a WannaBe-Totalitarian Mountebank,   Bless his Heart.  

265:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Distasteful Non-Humanitarian,   Bless his Heart.  

266:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Absurd Unspeakable Insult,   Bless his Heart.  

267:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a WeirdAF Lump,   Bless his Heart.  

268:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Naive Insanity,   Bless his Heart.  

269:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Laughably Holier-Than-Thou Deplorable,   Bless his Heart.  

270:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Paranoia-Laced Misguided Moron,   Bless his Heart.  

271:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Always A Bizzaro trump,   Bless his Heart.   ~

272:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Faithless Enemy of the Public,   Bless his Heart.  

273:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Felonious Blight On Society,   Bless his Heart.  

274:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Ancient Hypocrite,   Bless his Heart.  

275:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Rusty OLD Nothing,   Bless his Heart.   ~

276:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Emotionally Retarded Cuck,   Bless his Heart.  

277:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Strange Rotting Meat-Sack,   Bless his Heart.  

278:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Acrid Whoore [sic],   Bless his Heart.  

279:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Deceptive Manipulator,   Bless his Heart.  

280:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Impudent Redneck,   Bless his Heart.  

281:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Self-Centered Flatulence,   Bless his Heart.  

282:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Odiferous little Bwytch,   Bless his Heart.  

283:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Unprofitable Creep,   Bless his Heart.  

284:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Flat-Out Bug-Shit Crazy,   Bless his Heart.   ~

285:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump      Needs to QUIT his Useless Sniveling and Act Like A MAN for Once,   Bless his Heart.   ~^

286:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Farcical Parasite,   Bless his Heart.  

287:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   Morally, Ethically, and Reprehensibly UNFIT to Hold Political Office,   Bless his Heart.   ~^

288:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Forsaken Ratbrain,   Bless his Heart.  

289:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Wilting Scourge,   Bless his Heart.  

290:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Ignoble Self-Apologist,   Bless his Heart.  

291:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Self-Interested Idiocy,   Bless his Heart.  

292:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Sloppy ShartMonkey,   Bless his Heart.  

293:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   an Agnotologistical Phony,   Bless his Heart.  

294:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Lecherous Underling,   Bless his Heart.  

295:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Mean-Spirited Half-Wit,   Bless his Heart.  

296:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Boastful Dirtbag,   Bless his Heart.  

297:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Piss-Poor Hopeless Heap of Tainted Disgust,   Bless his Heart.  

298:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Despoiled Redundancy,   Bless his Heart.  

299:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Failed ShitMonkey,   Bless his Heart.  

300:   ShitMonkey LOSER–Benedict DonOLD trump is   a Fugly Ridiculous Ruin,   Bless his Heart.  

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